we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
