OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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