If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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