look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You need a sexual gate keeper
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
