I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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