Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
