don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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