thus making me awesome and them whores
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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