Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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