I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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