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(480): View more from Arizona

I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(917): View more from New York City

his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy

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(904): View more from Florida

He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"

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