i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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