Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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