on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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