i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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