You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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