Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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