I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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