gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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