does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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