Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize