hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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