yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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