Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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