Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
im holly from the hills drunk
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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