So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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