Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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