Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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