how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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