I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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