She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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