We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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