He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
How's work?
Spinning.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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