Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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