Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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