Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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