Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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