singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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