Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Did I show you my penis last night?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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