remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
this hospital has no fireball
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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