Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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