The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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