HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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