Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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