i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think your dad took our porno
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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