Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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