dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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