She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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