Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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