If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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