she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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