do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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