we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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