so let's talk penis.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i now understand why vodka
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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