Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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